Thursday, May 12, 2005

Fatsuits for goalies

Shedders displays expert knowledge of past winners of miss world - mention venezuala (see google for spelling - Shedders did) as a possible holiday destination and that boy can tell you how many times their pretty ladies have won

Continuing romance of Shedders and his neighbour - he was unable to join in on a night out because he was spending a quiet hour "talking about a fence"

Tallsy can't come to lunch because he's busy "under the cosh". Edmundl suspects this is some dodgy practice involving footsy with Lord H

Madge and Cookie sitting in a tree, wearing matching PO shirts for all to see

Ladders announces that for special nights out he has a preference for sparkly pink toenails and wearing Muscles' high heels

Here's a question for you….is there any rule disallowing the wearing of sumo wrestling blowup fatsuits by goalies?

Ladders observed mentioning a "red herring" 39 times in a meeting with Tatters

Biggles continues his healthkick so no lunch in the pub. He's going to waste away at this rate - wouldn't make a good goalie

Powerpoint presentation snobbery from Tallsy - nobody can do a presentation as good as Tallsy apparently...

All confirm they will be entering into the corporate funrun. Shedders suggests Edmundl could wear some big pants to stop that wobbling bum problem. Ladders asks about the possibility of just turning up for the barbeque and beer. Muscles will be booking her place at the finish line to observe the passing talent. M'lady informs Edmundl that she will be cheering the team on with a sausage in her hand

2 Comments:

At 12:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: Fun run pants - not big ones, but rigid strong ones. Or.. why not try a sumo suit.

Muscles has said she would like to do it in fancy dress.

 
At 12:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: Fun run pants - not big ones, but rigid strong ones. Or.. why not try a sumo suit.

Muscles has said she would like to do it in fancy dress.

 

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